Alien Aerobics Fan Gifts

Anaerobics

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Is it that bad?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'He's maturing early.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Science Fair Judgements

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Christmas on Other Planets.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Free Radicals.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Entropy.

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Newton Discovers Gravity

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Science And Society 1923

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

Migration Music

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

Jules Henri Poincare

Updated History: Sir Isaac Newton. A body at rest tends to remain at rest ... unless an apple falls on its head. Of course, this is just a first draft.

"How's it going with the human cloning?"