Surfing Alien Fan Gifts

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

How am I abducting?

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

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'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"We’re a lending aquarium."

dog vs UFO...

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Neptune

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Save Our Universe

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"