Surfing Alien Fan Gifts

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

dog vs UFO...

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

How am I abducting?

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Save Our Universe

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"They look like pickles."