Alien Invasion Fan Gifts

'Oh no! Not the Jehovah's witnesses again?'

Back up ladies.. Their defences are stronger than we had anticipated ! Invasion's off I'm afraid!

'The human race was wiped out after the "Invasion of the Dutch Caps!"'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Hair Crop Circle

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Apple Pie Abduction

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The flies have landed.

Alien Assumption

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."