Space Invader Fan Gifts

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

You must be this tall.

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Ukulelean abduction

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

Astronaut Selfie.

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"

Serious business

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Retro Kid.

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

AstraZeneca

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'