Space Invader Enthusiast Gifts

'Election years are the best time to land -- they never notice us in all the turmoil.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Teenagers!'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Not now, Oliver."

"Well, that one got away."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Flying sauces.

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.