Space Invaders Gifts

'Take me to your weeder!'

"It's nothing personal—the way things are going, we just don't need as many abductees."

'Their weapons don't amount to much, but they have the most vicious lawyers in the Galaxy.'

Occu-Pie Mars

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

'I invest in emerging markets.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Five

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Six

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

Darn it, you're touching my half of the love seat again.

The Emperor's New Followers

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

Alien Arcade

"Full moon!"

"Can I help you?"

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

"Trying to raise a family, establish a career AND invade a planet? It's no wonder you feel stressed-out."

"Reason For Visit: 'world domination' - can you enlarge on that please?"

'We find it helps to lighten the mood.'

'Looks like the Man in the Moon has been hitting the Botox again.'

'Election years are the best time to land -- they never notice us in all the turmoil.'

"I'm pretty sure the term is 'interface,' not 'in your face.'"

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

Spaceman using a toilet in space

"Bloody good luck the damned things were anti-vaxxers, eh wot?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Eight