Space Invaders Gifts

'Take me to your weeder!'

"It's nothing personal—the way things are going, we just don't need as many abductees."

'Their weapons don't amount to much, but they have the most vicious lawyers in the Galaxy.'

Occu-Pie Mars

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'I invest in emerging markets.'

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

The Emperor's New Followers

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

Alien Arcade

"Full moon!"

"Can I help you?"

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

"Trying to raise a family, establish a career AND invade a planet? It's no wonder you feel stressed-out."

"Reason For Visit: 'world domination' - can you enlarge on that please?"

'We find it helps to lighten the mood.'

'Election years are the best time to land -- they never notice us in all the turmoil.'

"I'm pretty sure the term is 'interface,' not 'in your face.'"

'Looks like the Man in the Moon has been hitting the Botox again.'

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

Spaceman using a toilet in space

"Bloody good luck the damned things were anti-vaxxers, eh wot?"

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