Space Invader Survivor Gifts

"I'm pretty sure the term is 'interface,' not 'in your face.'"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Mars Poppins

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Christmas TV...

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"I feel all tingly."

Emergency Pants

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'Take me to your weeder!'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

"Are we there yet?"

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

SOE (South Of Earth)