Space Invader Strategist Gifts

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

A man looks up at the earth

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

'Take me to your weeder!'

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"I'm in advertising. . ."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."