Space-saving Strategist Gifts

'We must cut production because we've run out of warehouse space'. (at Swedish Furniture Co.)

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"Can you show us something even tinier?"

The Ebookmobile

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

Folding Container.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

"Boss, I have a suggestion for you that's win-win. It'll save you thousands of dollars in health insurance premiums... If you pay to have me cryogenically frozen and then thawed every other day, I'll get to live to be 180, and you'll get an employee who's young and productive for the rest of your life."

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

"This wasn't the kind of budget cuts I had in mind."

"We need to be extra careful about expenditure...and I thought we could save a but by having the Xmas, New Year and redundancy parties at the same time!"

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

Gas price rollercoaster.