Space-saving Enthusiast Gifts

"Hi. I'm Murphy."

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Not now, Oliver."

Late/Too Late.

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Flying sauces.

"Well, that one got away."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'