Space-saving Enthusiast Pillows

"Hi. I'm Murphy."

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Well, that one got away."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

Late/Too Late.

"Not now, Oliver."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Flying sauces.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."