Space-saving Strategists Pillows

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"Boss, I have a suggestion for you that's win-win. It'll save you thousands of dollars in health insurance premiums... If you pay to have me cryogenically frozen and then thawed every other day, I'll get to live to be 180, and you'll get an employee who's young and productive for the rest of your life."

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

"We need to be extra careful about expenditure...and I thought we could save a but by having the Xmas, New Year and redundancy parties at the same time!"

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

Gas price rollercoaster.

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

"We did a worst-case scenario of that asteroid hitting our planet."

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

Walking stooped 'So that was the spare room.'

Thrift: Have a face-lift, and keep the old face.

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

'We must cut production because we've run out of warehouse space'. (at Swedish Furniture Co.)

'The new office design focuses on a sense of space.'

"Just think - if it really was 'unlivably small', would they have installed a permanent ping-pong table?"

'Sure I'd like to have everything but where would I put it?'

I'll play the streaky red meteor into the blue planet into corner black hole. Fat chance! You haven't made that shot since the dinosaurs were down there!

'This is the worst video game ever! You try to stop space invaders by passing stronger immigration laws.'

"You've never seen anything so squalid. No bigger than a broom cupboard, rat infested, filthy... But it's all I can afford within commuting distance of the office!"