Money-saving Strategists Pillows

Thrift: Have a face-lift, and keep the old face.

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Investing your savings

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

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'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

Pound sign in an hourglass.

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'They are like family...they're my family of retirement funds.'

Nest Egg

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

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The Mattress Savings Bank

Rolling Over a Pension.

'I already have money. I need advice on how to keep it and make it last.'

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

Most piglets are suckling, while one has walked away with coin from mother's back.

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."