Cost-saving Strategist Pillows

"Boss, I have a suggestion for you that's win-win. It'll save you thousands of dollars in health insurance premiums... If you pay to have me cryogenically frozen and then thawed every other day, I'll get to live to be 180, and you'll get an employee who's young and productive for the rest of your life."

"We need to be extra careful about expenditure...and I thought we could save a but by having the Xmas, New Year and redundancy parties at the same time!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Investing your savings

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'They are like family...they're my family of retirement funds.'

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

Nest Egg

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

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'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

The Mattress Savings Bank

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

Rolling Over a Pension.

'I already have money. I need advice on how to keep it and make it last.'