Time-saving Strategist Pillows

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'Just to save time, why don't I look for the car while you look for the car keys?'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Sir Winston Churchill

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

Life Tetris

"Boss, I have a suggestion for you that's win-win. It'll save you thousands of dollars in health insurance premiums... If you pay to have me cryogenically frozen and then thawed every other day, I'll get to live to be 180, and you'll get an employee who's young and productive for the rest of your life."

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

'I've got a tight schedule.'

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

"We need to be extra careful about expenditure...and I thought we could save a but by having the Xmas, New Year and redundancy parties at the same time!"

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."