Time-saving Strategist Mugs

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'Just to save time, why don't I look for the car while you look for the car keys?'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Sir Winston Churchill

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

"Boss, I have a suggestion for you that's win-win. It'll save you thousands of dollars in health insurance premiums... If you pay to have me cryogenically frozen and then thawed every other day, I'll get to live to be 180, and you'll get an employee who's young and productive for the rest of your life."

Life Tetris

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

'I've got a tight schedule.'

"This wasn't the kind of budget cuts I had in mind."