Space-saving Strategists Gifts

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"Boss, I have a suggestion for you that's win-win. It'll save you thousands of dollars in health insurance premiums... If you pay to have me cryogenically frozen and then thawed every other day, I'll get to live to be 180, and you'll get an employee who's young and productive for the rest of your life."

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

"We need to be extra careful about expenditure...and I thought we could save a but by having the Xmas, New Year and redundancy parties at the same time!"

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

Gas price rollercoaster.

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

"We did a worst-case scenario of that asteroid hitting our planet."

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

Thrift: Have a face-lift, and keep the old face.

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

Walking stooped 'So that was the spare room.'

'We must cut production because we've run out of warehouse space'. (at Swedish Furniture Co.)

'The new office design focuses on a sense of space.'

"Just think - if it really was 'unlivably small', would they have installed a permanent ping-pong table?"

'Sure I'd like to have everything but where would I put it?'

"You've never seen anything so squalid. No bigger than a broom cupboard, rat infested, filthy... But it's all I can afford within commuting distance of the office!"

"Hi. I'm Murphy."