Space Savers Gifts

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

'Sure I'd like to have everything but where would I put it?'

Nova Scotia Brand Cubicle

"You've never seen anything so squalid. No bigger than a broom cupboard, rat infested, filthy... But it's all I can afford within commuting distance of the office!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Evolution.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

A collective sigh of relief.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Hope...

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

Coastguard

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Climate Crisis