Space Saving Gifts

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

AA Meeting Here Today

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

The New Normal

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

A gap between the solar panels

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Electricity Bills

The Heating Oil Problem.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'