Space Saving Pillows

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

The New Normal

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

A gap between the solar panels

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Electricity Bills

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."