Space Saver Extraordinaire Pillows

"I keep this room empty to incite envy."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

The New Normal

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Daylight saving

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

"This could have just been an email."

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

'It's a small apartment. I'd invite you in, but there's only enough room for me.'

"That's his way of saving energy. He never turns it on."

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

"We're chucking out all our old plastic things, and replacing them with sustainable alternatives."

"Where are your trees that already have the christmasy doo-dads on them?"

'We must cut production because we've run out of warehouse space'. (at Swedish Furniture Co.)

"Is it me, or as the rent goes up, does the apartment actually shrink a little?"

'We can't afford a bigger house, and stop referring to your room as your cubicle.'

'Sure I'd like to have everything but where would I put it?'

The Ebookmobile

"You've never seen anything so squalid. No bigger than a broom cupboard, rat infested, filthy... But it's all I can afford within commuting distance of the office!"