Quirky Space Saver Pillows

'We set this up to save space but the bottom employee said the upper's feet smelled 'out of this world'.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

The Mattress Savings Bank

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

Cavewoman has block of ice with refrigerator magnets on it.

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

Cat with mouse tie.

Reverse piggy bank

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

"Well, I don't think much of your CV, but your paper clip is the smartest I've ever seen."

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

You're in lick Mr.Lawson.

"Alphabetically? Good heavens no - I've been filing them according to height."

'The bailiffs took my car away yesterday, and I didn't even have a chance to siphon out the petrol.'

The Hokey Cokey Dance Club with desk boxes - 'In', 'Out', 'Shake it all about'.

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

"I date everything before I freeze it, so I know when to throw it away."

'It's a small apartment. I'd invite you in, but there's only enough room for me.'

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

"Is it me, or as the rent goes up, does the apartment actually shrink a little?"