Quirky Fuel Saver Pillows

'The bailiffs took my car away yesterday, and I didn't even have a chance to siphon out the petrol.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'It's a hybrid.'

The Mattress Savings Bank

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

The Good News...

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

Reverse piggy bank

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."