Fuel Saver Pillows

'Due to the price of fuel, the company I work for has gone to a smaller, more cost-efficient truck.'

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'By pushing us halfway, we save money on gas. That way we'll have enough money to eat out.'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'I never realised this car share scheme would be so popular.'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"The new 4x4x4x4x4."

Farm Fresh - last chance before we switch to biofuel crops.

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Win - 20% off your fuel. Stop on a round figure!

'I got it, that's three gallons now, and five on layaway.'

Hold-up

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

Eco-Protestors.

Gas prices out of reach.

Sorry - No Oil

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

Why a bike is way cooler than a car: Your fuel is a lot more economical.

'Sorry I'm late, but I'm actually driving one of these things.'

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.

The Good News...

Looking for Savings (gas).

Gas prices.

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Petrol prices.

"I want everything you've got!"

Gas prices.

Energy Ethanol.

Low Budget Hybrid.

'It's a hybrid.'