Fuel Conservation Pillows

Raise Your Right Foot!

The year 2015. . .Gas: $2.99 a pint.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Oil shock.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'It's a hybrid.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Short Memories

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'Do you have poop points?'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."