Fuel Conservation Gifts

Raise Your Right Foot!

The year 2015. . .Gas: $2.99 a pint.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Oil shock.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'It's a hybrid.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Short Memories

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'Do you have poop points?'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."