Fuel Savior Gifts

'It's a hybrid.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'It's a hybrid.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Sports futility vehicles

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

Gas price rollercoaster.

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

The Good News...

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

Zero Fuel Taxis