Fuel Savior Gifts

'It's a hybrid.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'It's a hybrid.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

Gas price rollercoaster.

The Good News...

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

Sports futility vehicles

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."