Saving Fuel Gifts

Losing Money on Gas.

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'It's a hybrid.'

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'Your honor, when considering sentencing please note that my client drove a hybrid car that gets 80 MPG.'

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."