Space Saver Extraordinaire Gifts

"I keep this room empty to incite envy."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

The New Normal

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

Daylight saving

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

"This could have just been an email."

"That's his way of saving energy. He never turns it on."

"We're chucking out all our old plastic things, and replacing them with sustainable alternatives."

"Where are your trees that already have the christmasy doo-dads on them?"

Circus. It's been fun working with these circus performers on their financial planning. Those clowns are serious savers! Yeah, they've cut expenses by carpooling. The highwire walker wants a portfolio with a mixture of stocks and bonds. Having balance is her highest priority! And the lion tamer is interested only in very safe investments --- He has zero tolerance for more risk in his life. Our last meeting today is with the trapeze artist. What is your net worth? Every penny it cost!

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

'It's a small apartment. I'd invite you in, but there's only enough room for me.'

'We must cut production because we've run out of warehouse space'. (at Swedish Furniture Co.)

"Is it me, or as the rent goes up, does the apartment actually shrink a little?"

'We can't afford a bigger house, and stop referring to your room as your cubicle.'

'Sure I'd like to have everything but where would I put it?'

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