Comfy-space Avoider Gifts

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Crowded Ice Fishing

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

How Sheep Sleep

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

"Gah! Too many people!"

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

'I went to the city once, but I couldn't get used to the crowds'.

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

'School vacation is over...come along quietly.'