Clean-up Avoider Gifts

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

I don't get it. You can make a goal from one end of the field to the other, but you can't hit the laundry basket six inches away.

'Why can't you do that while I'm on the golf course?'

'I went to the city once, but I couldn't get used to the crowds'.

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

"Let Halliburton clean it up."

The pair of socks waited confidently in the corner, secure in the knowledge that no matter what happens, no one ever suspects the socks.

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

'Nature makes me nervous!'

Too posh to wash...

'Dont worry; that's not a ketchup stain. It's just blood.'

"You're in my laundry's favorite seat."

"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!'

'Thier clean-up rate isn't very good...'

'We'd be crazy to vacuum now.'

"Me, I'm not nocturnal by nature, but by choice: I try to avoid human-contact as much as I can..."