Tidy Avoiders Gifts

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

The Messy Sink

The Movers - Decluttering

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

And it stores easily under your bed...

Is clutter necessary?

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

I don't get it. You can make a goal from one end of the field to the other, but you can't hit the laundry basket six inches away.

Objets D'Angst

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

How to tell an Empty Nest.

Wow, you really straightened up the place while I was gone.

The pair of socks waited confidently in the corner, secure in the knowledge that no matter what happens, no one ever suspects the socks.

'I pride myself on always clearing my desk before the weekend.'

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'