Tidy Avoiders Pillows

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

The Movers - Decluttering

The Messy Sink

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

And it stores easily under your bed...

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

I don't get it. You can make a goal from one end of the field to the other, but you can't hit the laundry basket six inches away.

Objets D'Angst

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

Is clutter necessary?

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

How to tell an Empty Nest.

"It's not so much spring cleaning as it is 'My mom is visiting for Mother's Day' cleaning."

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

The pair of socks waited confidently in the corner, secure in the knowledge that no matter what happens, no one ever suspects the socks.

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'

'I pride myself on always clearing my desk before the weekend.'