Tidiness Avoider Pillows

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Spring cleaning.

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

The Messy Sink

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

How to deal with weeds

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."