Laundry Avoider Gifts

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

"You're in my laundry's favorite seat."

The pair of socks waited confidently in the corner, secure in the knowledge that no matter what happens, no one ever suspects the socks.

Man washing his golf balls.

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

I don't get it. You can make a goal from one end of the field to the other, but you can't hit the laundry basket six inches away.

"Dry cleaning is so expensive. What I do is take my stuff to a charity shop and buy it back a couple of days later, cleaned, ironed and on a plastic hanger!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man washing a mascot costume

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Dreams I have had...

'Caw blimey!'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Santa's wash day.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"