'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'
Laundry Avoider Gifts
If you know someone who dodges laundry chores like a professional, our creative collection is just what you need. From funny mugs to quirky prints, these items celebrate their laundry avoidance with a playful twist. Brighten their day and make their laundry stage a little more cheerful with our clever designs. Perfect for anyone who prefers to fold their laundry last, or not at all! Explore our range of products that blend humor and personality, making laundry duty a bit more bearable and much more fun.
"You're in my laundry's favorite seat."
The pair of socks waited confidently in the corner, secure in the knowledge that no matter what happens, no one ever suspects the socks.
Man washing his golf balls.
Cat mistakes bars for toilets.
I don't get it. You can make a goal from one end of the field to the other, but you can't hit the laundry basket six inches away.
"Dry cleaning is so expensive. What I do is take my stuff to a charity shop and buy it back a couple of days later, cleaned, ironed and on a plastic hanger!"
"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."
Moses separating his Laundry.
"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."
The Missing Sock Returns
A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.
College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room
Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.
When laundry ruled the waves.
"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"
A man washing a mascot costume
"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'
'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'
"Drunk, yet orderly"
"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."
"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."
Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...
"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"
The wooden clothes horse of Troy.
"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."
"So that's where all the socks ended up!"
'Caw blimey!'
"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."
Dreams I have had...
"This is your new solar powered dryer?"
"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"
Santa's wash day.
"Wait, you never wash your cape?"
"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."
Laundry Avoider Gifts Collection
Laundry Avoider Mugs
Looking for more funny mugs? Explore our collection of humorous, laundry-themed mugs that bring a smile to every laundry day.
Laundry Avoider Pillows
Find the perfect humorous pillow to brighten their laundry space and add a playful touch to their home decor.
Laundry Avoider Prints
Browse our selection of witty prints that celebrate laundry avoidance with a humorous twist—perfect for decorating any laundry corner or laundry room.
Laundry Avoider T-Shirts
Discover our hilarious t-shirts designed for laundry avoiders, making chores a little less dull with a touch of wit and humor.