Ironing Avoider Gifts

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Ironing day.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"I'm right here. Focused!"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Hello?"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Unplug and chill out."

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

"Iron Man Competition"

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

Woman tangled up ironing

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

Man ironing out a line graph.

Romance over the Irons

Long suffering cricket wife

Pressing Problem

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"We need a new clothes press."