Ironing Gifts

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Nice iron. Your wife will love it. While I wrap it, you might want to go over to sporting goods and pick out a helmet.'

'This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be Iron Man!

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Nuttington Naturists - Ironing Facility. Banish Wrinkley Birthday Suits.

'Irony Board"

Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

'Derek loves doing the ironing.'

'Alright! We'll get a steam iron.'

'He shouldn't be here really. There's a pile of ironing at home.'

'What a waste of time - you should buy non-iron shirts like me,'

Husband does the Ironing

The Death of Venus

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

'I knew I should have married Peter Polyestertail!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'How thoughtful, dear - a new iron to match my set of saucepans...'

Wrinkly elephant ironing itself.

"I'm going to recommend you introduce some more iron into your diet."

Wait, I think I've left the iron on!...

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

The Iron Age: Day One.

Why am I ironing at 2am? I wish I could just roll over and go to sleep!

'I have an A-level in physics. . . How difficult can it be?'

Romance over the Irons

1200 B.C. - The Iron Age begins.

The Perfect Husband Presses Own Trousers

Laundromat Genie. For freeing me, I will grant you three washes!

7:30 .M. 8:15 a.m. 9 a.m. 9:45 a.m. A conservative's toughest job is the gussying up. Zzzz.

Laundry Dry Cleaner. More places are charging extra to iron shirts when they launder them. The free press is under siege!

"Iron Man Competition"

"Hello?"