Ironing Gifts

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Nice iron. Your wife will love it. While I wrap it, you might want to go over to sporting goods and pick out a helmet.'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'He shouldn't be here really. There's a pile of ironing at home.'

'Alright! We'll get a steam iron.'

Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

'What a waste of time - you should buy non-iron shirts like me,'

Nuttington Naturists - Ironing Facility. Banish Wrinkley Birthday Suits.

'Derek loves doing the ironing.'

'Irony Board"

Wrinkly elephant ironing itself.

'How thoughtful, dear - a new iron to match my set of saucepans...'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

Husband does the Ironing

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

The Death of Venus

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"Why do boring things happen to exciting women?"

"Hello?"

"Iron Man Competition"

Ribbons for Everyday Life: Cooked A Strange Vegetable, Ironed a Shirt, Remembered Her Name, Removed Rock From Shoe.

The Perfect Husband Presses Own Trousers

See? You've got plenty of self-esteem.

"I've starched your trousers, so you can't fall over when you come out of the pub."

In and out trays for ironing.

1200 B.C. - The Iron Age begins.

The Iron Age: Day One.

Domestic Stuntmen

"You don't need a prescription, Mr. Beesley - you need an iron...."

'I have an A-level in physics. . . How difficult can it be?'

Why am I ironing at 2am? I wish I could just roll over and go to sleep!

Wait, I think I've left the iron on!...