Ironing Enthusiasts Gifts

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

Laundry Dry Cleaner. More places are charging extra to iron shirts when they launder them. The free press is under siege!

Man and wife, "Nonsense, dear-what makes you think you'll be left on the shelf?"

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

'Perhaps I should rethink this whole Iron Man look!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Ironing day.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Procrastinators Incorporated

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"Hello?"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Iron Lady and Iron Man

Geekasaurus.

"Unplug and chill out."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"I hate when this happens."

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."