Iron Enthusiast Gifts

'Monged too much this week?'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

9-Iron Man

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Pumping his way up the food chain'

'I guess what I'm basically looking for is a man who can pump as much iron as I do.'

A bulge of bodybuilders

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

"Upper or lower body workout?"

Unclear on the concept.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Ironing day.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Hello?"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Woman tangled up ironing

Pressing Problem

"Iron Man Competition"

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Knight/Bird.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.