Steel Enthusiast Gifts

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Motivation to work

"Beanirrito"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Lego Haircut

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

The Hammer

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

The Sculptor

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Church Restoration Fund.

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'