Steel Aficionado Gifts

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Bug hanging up stockings

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

The Sculptor

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fox hunting.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'