Hammer Aficionado Gifts

The Sculptor

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

CLEAR!

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

A crab with a utility knife claw

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

The Lawman

'Its your archeries'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

Men's Prayer Group.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'