Hammer Aficionado Gifts

The Sculptor

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Cupid and Targets

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

CLEAR!

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

The Lawman

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'Its your archeries'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.