Hammer Enthusiast Gifts

Republican Emergency

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

CLEAR!

The Hammer

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

The Sculptor

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Progress?

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'