"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"
Hammer Historian Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for a hammer historian? Our collection features products that blend humor with appreciation for the history and craftsmanship of hammers. Whether they’re a dedicated collector or a lover of historical tools, find witty mugs, stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and stunning prints that celebrate their passion.
Neo-International Law
'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'
Israel/Palestine Conflict
Archival Warfare
A trevor of trainspotters
"So many take-overs and mergers, nobody remembers who he was."
Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.
"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."
"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"
"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."
Idlib, Syria - The final stage
Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.
Like father like son.
Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)
You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.
'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'
The Sculptor
"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."
US strike on Syria.
Chilcot's report and the blood of martyrs
Darn you, you stupid hammer!
"I'm your biggest fan..."
Afghanistan intervention.
Obama's Tribute Hiroshima
A 9/11 Every Day
Pacifying Syria
Russian invasion of Ukraine
Afghanistan
"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"
Enough is Enough
Muddy Christmas
Evo-Tourists
Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances
Moving the Goalposts
Hammer Historian Gifts Collection
Hammer Historian Mugs
Looking for more hammer historian-themed products? Check out our mugs collection filled with witty and charming designs that celebrate their passion.
Hammer Historian Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that match their love for hammer history. Perfect for making their space both comfortable and personalized.
Hammer Historian Prints
Decorate with our eye-catching prints dedicated to hammer history. Great for beautifying their workshop or gift-giving occasions.
Hammer Historian T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirt selection for hammer historians. Find witty, stylish shirts that let them showcase their interest in a fun and fashionable way.