Hammer Time Hero Gifts

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

A Bloody Butcher

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Deadlines

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Like father like son.

Smile

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

"FISH ON"

"You spoil that Hamster."

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

Now hiring numbers wonks to keep track of all the zeroes.

Carpenter

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

If they don't want to hit it with a hammer like that, why do they call it a "fingernail"?

Woodwork

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"What an amazing view!"

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."