Hammer Time Hero Mugs

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

A Bloody Butcher

Deadlines

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Smile

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Like father like son.

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

"You spoil that Hamster."

"FISH ON"

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

Woodwork

Carpenter

Now hiring numbers wonks to keep track of all the zeroes.

"What an amazing view!"

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'