Hammering Hero Mugs

If they don't want to hit it with a hammer like that, why do they call it a "fingernail"?

'I think we should look into a smaller hammer and bigger nails for your next do-it-yourself project'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

Evil Exams!

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"How was work?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Will eat your homework for $.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

Like father like son.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'