Happy Hammerer Mugs

Nail and Hammer

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

D.I.Y with dad.

Cake

Like father like son.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

Playing dustbins

"You spoil that Hamster."

Air Sitar.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Woodwork

Three happy men

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Soto

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

'I think we should look into a smaller hammer and bigger nails for your next do-it-yourself project'

'They say that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste!'

Hamster Myths

'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'

John Henry

'The hamsters are just worn out.'

"Now those b*****s are getting a little taste of my life!"

"Remodeling? No. Just looking for the remote."

"You have to admire Jake. He's going nowhere fast."

"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"

How I learned to stop worrying and start hammering