Happy Hammerer Gifts

Nail and Hammer

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

D.I.Y with dad.

Cake

Like father like son.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

Playing dustbins

"You spoil that Hamster."

Air Sitar.

If they don't want to hit it with a hammer like that, why do they call it a "fingernail"?

Three happy men

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Woodwork

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

It's much easier on my knees.

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Soto

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

'I think we should look into a smaller hammer and bigger nails for your next do-it-yourself project'

Hamster Myths

'They say that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste!'

'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'

John Henry

"You have to admire Jake. He's going nowhere fast."

"Remodeling? No. Just looking for the remote."

"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"

"Now those b*****s are getting a little taste of my life!"

'The hamsters are just worn out.'