Hustling Hero Mugs

"At least you're now getting your foot in the door!"

One Man Band

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

Running Latte

Runner going through hurdles.

Lasso

Say speed

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

The Workaholics Building

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Centaur Sprinter

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Healthy.

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

Way to go

If they don't want to hit it with a hammer like that, why do they call it a "fingernail"?

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Hey. . . in use!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

A 'failed' brake check!

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."